Rick and Morty — Season 9
May 24, 2026Season 9 is all certified bangers. No AI slop! Just Grade A organic slop, made by real humans with real human traits like back hair and cysts. Please watch, or we'll have neglected our families for nothing.
1. There's Something About Morty
May 24, 2026Rick's been lonely, broh. Morty's worried bout side pieces.
23m
2. Ricks Days, Seven Nights
May 31, 2026Rick removes his memories to take an annual vacation on the less technologically advanced planet of Beloi 6E as "Ted". However, a robbery activates Rick's cybernetic enhancements, and Ted becomes aware of Rick
23m
3. Rick Fu Hustle
Jun 07, 2026You haven't lived till you've chested up at Trader Joe's, broh.
24m
4. A Ricker Runs Through It
Jun 14, 2026Remembering passwords is hard, broh. Special characters, broh.
23m
5. Jer Bud
Jun 21, 2026Morty's reunion with his old pet Snowball, who has done well for himself on a dog dominant planet. Jerry gets some swagger thanks to an insatiable worry worm.
23m
6. Erickerhead
Jun 28, 2026Rick is decapitated in a portal mishap while visiting an alien beer garden. Summer and Morty must save the day.
24m
7. Mortgully: The Last Rickforest
Jul 05, 2026Rick and Morty travel to a remote alien planet to harvest special sap from a tree. However the tree captures them both. As punishment, the tree banishes Rick and Morty underground
24m
8. Rickuiem Mort a Dream
Jul 12, 2026Hold still broh. It'll make you nice broh.
23m
9. Salute Your Morts
Jul 19, 2026Morty and Summer go to camp, broh. Beth and Jerry home alone, broh.
24m
10. Field of Dreams
Jul 26, 2026Tom Sawyer, broh.
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