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Season 2

The Osbournes — Season 2

Nov 05, 2002
  • Catching Up with the Osbournes

    1. Catching Up with the Osbournes

    Nov 05, 2002

    Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.

  • What Goes Up...

    2. What Goes Up...

    Nov 26, 2002

    Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

  • Must Come Down

    3. Must Come Down

    Dec 03, 2002

    Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

  • The Ozz Man and the Sea

    4. The Ozz Man and the Sea

    Dec 10, 2002

    While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

  • Beauty and the Bert

    5. Beauty and the Bert

    Dec 17, 2002

    Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirits

    6. Smells Like Teen Spirits

    Jan 07, 2003

    Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.

  • Meow Means No!

    7. Meow Means No!

    Jan 14, 2003

    Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.

  • It's a Hard Knock Life

    8. It's a Hard Knock Life

    Jan 21, 2003

    As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.

  • Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

    9. Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

    Jan 28, 2003

    Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.

  • Viva Ozz Vegas

    10. Viva Ozz Vegas

    Feb 04, 2003

    The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.

  • My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

    11. My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

    Feb 11, 2003

    Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.

  • What a Boy Wants

    12. What a Boy Wants

    Jun 10, 2003

    Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.

  • Flea's a Crowd

    13. Flea's a Crowd

    Jun 17, 2003

    A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.

  • Run Ozzy Run

    14. Run Ozzy Run

    Jun 24, 2003

    Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.

  • Fists of Fury

    15. Fists of Fury

    Jul 01, 2003

    While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.

  • Mama, I'm Staying Home

    16. Mama, I'm Staying Home

    Jul 08, 2003

    With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.

  • Tennis Racket

    17. Tennis Racket

    Jul 15, 2003

    After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.

  • A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

    18. A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

    Jul 22, 2003

    Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.

  • Angler Management

    19. Angler Management

    Jul 29, 2003

    After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

  • Bye Bye Babies

    20. Bye Bye Babies

    Aug 05, 2003

    Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

  • Ozz Well That Ends Well

    21. Ozz Well That Ends Well

    Aug 12, 2003

    Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

  • The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

    22. The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

    Dec 11, 2003

    The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

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