Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. — Season 3

When Gomer tells his friends that a movie star has invited them to a barbecue, they don't believe him.

Carter hatches a scheme to win the Inter-squad competition—by using Gomer.

Everyone catches the German measles, except Gomer and Carter.

Carter tries to prove that Gomer's cut-rate watch was sold to him by a crook.

A wife accuses Gomer of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

Carter pumps vodka into Gomer's prize watermelon.

When Gomer claims he's seen men from outer space, Carter sends him to a psychiatrist.

Gomer is arrested after borrowing—and wrecking—Carter's car.

Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook.

After a single date, Gomer winds up engaged.

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy and then has to compete for her affections.

Gomer and Carter are kidnapped by smugglers.

Carter finds out that his girlfriend was seen with another man.

Gomer predicts the weather better than the Weather Bureau.

When a singer rewards gomer's song with a kiss, Carter performs a song of his own.

Gomer recruits a wanted bank robber as a new Marine.

Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach.

Carter tries to get Gomer transferred to the Marine band.

Gomer hosts a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, unaware that it's a gambling parlor.

Two crooked lawyers try to convince Gomer and Carter to file a phony damages suit.

Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card hustler.

Carter will try anything to prevent Gomer from re-enlisting.

Gomer rivals Carter for the affections of a nightclub singer—who can't carry a tune.

After too much Welsh Rarebit, a sleepwalking Gomer tells off Carter.

A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night, which rankles Carter.

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump—but Gomer's afraid of heights.

Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club and then finds her in a beatnik joint.

Gomer befriends a thieving crow that stashes its loot in Gomer's locker.

Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell lost during practice.

Gomer finds Lou-Ann a job in a record store when she loses her singing gig.