
ted — Season 2
Mar 05, 2026It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).

1. Talk Dirty to Me
Mar 05, 2026John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
34m
2. Mrs. Robicheck
Mar 05, 2026Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
34m
3. Dungeons & Dealers
Mar 05, 2026John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
31m
4. The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
Mar 05, 2026Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
37m
5. The Sword in the Stoned
Mar 05, 2026John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
33m
6. Roe v. Weed
Mar 05, 2026Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
32m
7. Susan Is the New Black
Mar 05, 2026Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
33m
8. Fraudcast News
Mar 05, 2026John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.
33m