Turd Merchants of Death
Aug 26, 2009 · 1h 15m
Director
Samuel HinesOverview
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
Cast of Turd Merchants of Death
Davis LonerganHappy Blonde Boy- Colby GrahamSitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
- Scott HendryScott Toolbanger
- Andrew MartinezShirtless Car Accident Victim
- Ann HinesReceptionist
- Bill HInesMad Doctor
- Jack SpanbauerHimself
- Adrian TennantDoor Man
- Adam SmithBartender
- Andrew MartinezGreasy Bar Guy
- Kaya BerstoKaya
- Canyon CastatorCanyon
- Josh SteeleJosh
- Sheila CummingsSarah Caruso
- Mike CarrollMert T. Nertson
- Mike Kilkenny-PatrickFecal Blast Mascot / Himself
- Glen GillinghamCop
- Gordon KochPreacher
- Ryan McMurrayLongboarder
- Reed GoodmanReed
- Alan G. StrattonHero Mechanic
- Maile KobayashiDitsy Customer
- Jeremy Frankovis"Fist" Mechanic 2
- Lazer RubensteinMechanic 3
- Kevin HohmanZombie Driving Car
- Rob SchelgelArm-biting Zombie
- Alex CoveyCash Eating Zombie
- Jake SchefrinZombie Burrito Server 1
- Amy DocktorZombie Burrito Server 2
- Dan LeonardZombie Burrito Server 3
Crew of Turd Merchants of Death
- Samuel HinesDirector, Executive Producer, Editor
- Colby GrahamScreenplay
- Gordon KochScreenplay, Assistant Editor, Assistant Director
- Maile KobayashiProducer, Executive Producer
- Reed GoodmanExecutive Producer
- Elliot TroutDirector of Photography, Assistant Editor
- Mike Kilkenny-PatrickSound Engineer, Score Engineer
- Evan HedgesCreature Design
- Dan Fissel-PainterCreature Design
- Noah ArnoldAssistant Editor, Gaffer
- Ryan SimpsonAssistant Editor, Camera Operator
- Erica CongelliProducer's Assistant
- Jay AngeloCamera Operator
- Kaya BerstoAssistant Camera
- Todd FrostCamera Operator
- Andrew MartinezKey Grip
- Bradley HaagLighting Coordinator
- Adam SmithBest Boy Grip
About Turd Merchants of Death
What is Turd Merchants of Death about?
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
When was Turd Merchants of Death released?
Turd Merchants of Death was released on August 26, 2009.
How long is Turd Merchants of Death?
Turd Merchants of Death runs 1 hour 15 minutes (75 minutes).
Who directed Turd Merchants of Death?
Turd Merchants of Death was directed by Samuel Hines.
Who is in the cast of Turd Merchants of Death?
The cast of Turd Merchants of Death includes Davis Lonergan (Happy Blonde Boy), Colby Graham (Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car), Scott Hendry (Scott Toolbanger), Andrew Martinez (Shirtless Car Accident Victim) and Ann Hines (Receptionist).