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Movies Like Tits Ahoy

If you liked Tits Ahoy (2004), a movie directed by Mike Quasar, here are 20 movies with a similar feel, based on TMDB's recommendations. Each one links to its cast, trailer and where it's streaming.

  1. 1Orgazmo

    Orgazmo (1998)

    ★ 6.1/10

    A devout Mormon living in L.A. becomes a pornographic actor after his martial arts moves impress a big-time director.

  2. 2The Substitute

    The Substitute (1996)

    ★ 7/10

    When an inner-city Miami schoolteacher gets her knee broken after standing up to the school's gang leader, her mercenary combat specialist boyfriend goes undercover as a substitute teacher to take down the punk. Soon…

  3. 3Porno

    Porno (2019)

    ★ 6/10

    When a group of naive teens working at a movie theater in a small Christian town discover a mysterious film hidden in its basement, they unleash an alluring succubus who gives them a sex education…written in blood.

  4. 4Hold the Fort

    Hold the Fort (2025)

    ★ 6.1/10

    A HOA turns out to be more troublesome than usual in this wildly amusing, FX-heavy freak-out about newly minted suburbanites unexpectedly forced to take part in a struggle against monstrous forces.

  5. 5The Hit

    The Hit (1984)

    ★ 6.5/10

    Ten years after ratting on his old mobster friends in exchange for personal immunity, two hit men drive a hardened criminal to Paris for his execution. However, while on the way, whatever can go wrong, does go wrong.

  6. 6Smokin' Aces

    Smokin' Aces (2006)

    ★ 6.5/10

    When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing.

  7. 7Showdown in Little Tokyo

    Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

    ★ 6.5/10

    An American with a Japanese upbringing, Chris Kenner is a police officer assigned to the Little Tokyo section of Los Angeles. Kenner is partnered with Johnny Murata, a Japanese-American who isn't in touch with his…

  8. 8Fritz the Cat

    Fritz the Cat (1972)

    ★ 6.2/10

    In late 1960s New York City, fed up with monotonous college life and police repression, free-spirited Fritz, an impenitent seducer and unrestrained party-animal, decides to explore the world. And just like that, as he…

  9. 9The Substitute 2: School's Out

    The Substitute 2: School's Out (1998)

    ★ 6.5/10

    When teacher Randall Thomasson is killed during a carjacking, an unexpected visitor shows up at his funeral - his estranged brother, Karl Thomasson. An ex-Green Beret turned mercenary, Karl signs on as a new substitute…

  10. 10Ninja

    Ninja (2009)

    ★ 6.2/10

    A westerner named Casey, studying Ninjutsu in Japan, is asked by the Sensei to return to New York to protect the legendary Yoroi Bitsu, an armored chest that contains the weapons of the last Koga Ninja.

  11. 11Class of 1984

    Class of 1984 (1982)

    ★ 6.4/10

    Andy is a new teacher at an inner city high school that is unlike any he has seen before. There are metal detectors at the front door and the place is basically run by a tough kid named Peter Stegman. Soon, Andy and…

  12. 12Al Capone

    Al Capone (1959)

    ★ 6.6/10

    In this unusually accurate biography, small-time hood Al Capone comes to Chicago at the dawn of Prohibition to be the bodyguard of racketeer Johnny Torrio. Capone's rise in Chicago gangdom is followed through murder…

  13. 13Who Is Cletis Tout?

    Who Is Cletis Tout? (2001)

    ★ 5.9/10

    With a hitman’s gun aimed at him, Finch tells the story of how he broke out of jail, fell in love, and took the identity of a man wanted by the Mafia.

  14. 14Benny Loves You

    Benny Loves You (2019)

    ★ 5.8/10

    Jack, a man desperate to improve his life, throws away his beloved childhood plush, Benny. It’s a move that has disastrous consequences when Benny springs to life with deadly intentions!

  15. 15Rampage

    Rampage (2009)

    ★ 6/10

    The boredom of small town life is eating Bill Williamson alive. Feeling constrained and claustrophobic in the meaningless drudgery of everyday life and helpless against overwhelming global dissolution, Bill begins a…

  16. 16Jarhead: Law of Return

    Jarhead: Law of Return (2019)

    ★ 6.5/10

    Major Ronan Jackson, an accomplished fighter pilot for the Israel Defense Forces and son of a U.S. Senator, is shot down while flying through Syrian airspace. After miraculously surviving the crash, Jackson is taken…

  17. 17Out for Justice

    Out for Justice (1991)

    ★ 6.2/10

    Gino Felino is an NYPD detective from Brooklyn who knows everyone and everything in his neighborhood. Killing his partner was someone's big mistake... because he's now out for justice.

  18. 18Assassination Games

    Assassination Games (2011)

    ★ 6.3/10

    Brazil is a contract killer, willing to take any job if the price is right. Flint left the assassin game when a ruthless drug dealer’s brutal attack left his wife in a coma. When a contract is put out on the same…

  19. 19Super

    Super (2010)

    ★ 6.5/10

    After his wife falls under the influence of a drug dealer, an everyday guy transforms himself into Crimson Bolt, a superhero with the best intentions, though he lacks for heroic skills.

  20. 20The Doom Generation

    The Doom Generation (1995)

    ★ 6.5/10

    Jordan White and Amy Blue, two troubled teens, pick up an adolescent drifter, Xavier Red. Together, the threesome embarks on a sex- and violence-filled journey through a United States of psychos and quickie marts.

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